The sun came out today. I almost didn't recognize it, but something filled me with hope. That's when I realized it was the sun.
There was warmth on my face. That was my first clue. I would have stretched out in the sunshine, but I was working.
Oh, wait... That's not me.
Nope, not me either...
This is more like me.
I sit at home at night this time of year and wonder the the F%*# I'M DOING HERE?! I'm not a fan of weather under 60 degrees. And all this snow... Oh, HELL no!
I say kill me now, but people don't believe me. No, really... Shoot me now! Reminds me of Bugs and Daffy...
At least I can still laugh!
Alright! Now that I have feeling back in my arms I can at least type without too much difficulty. We had 24 inches of snow in less than 24 hours. My first obstacle was to just get out the front door.
As you can see, I have no storm door and the main door opens OUT. Unusual...
Next... Get through the drifts...
Too much work... Snow hip high
LONG ASS DRIVEWAY!!
Can I move to Florida now?
No one ever had to shovel sunshine!
Ooooh the aches and pains
We interrupt this nightly blog to report Nik August is too tired to think. Juno kicked my ass. Thanks you!
This has been me all day, when EVERYONE around me told me about the amount of snow we're getting Sunday night, into Monday.
Yes, I know it's childish, but I'm in denial. I'll just wake up Monday morning and be surprised, 'cuz I just can't take it anymore. This has been the worst winter... In a long time.
This is how I feel.
Pet info. Did you know the Vizsla has no body odor, no doggy smell? It's true. If you hate that nasty wet dog smell, get a Vizsla, only make sure you have 2 hours a day to exercise it!
random cat
It's been another cold spell here. I'm so ready for spring.
If I see more snow, I'll freak.
OK, freaking...
Pet info. Is a cat aloof or do they just not care about anything? The jury is still out on that fact.
Yet another winter snowstorm has set upon me. Good Gods! I can't take it. I'm just gonna pretend nothings happening out there.
Thank you, I needed that! I spew words like, "KILL ME", "SHOOT ME", all day long. My shovel is cracking from OVERUSE!
I never wanted to be anyone's BITCH, but it's looking better every day. Anyone want to take me to a warmer, tropical climate?
It'll only take me a few minutes to pack... LOL!
Pet info! Cats are obligate carnivores. What that means is, the need protein, without much else but water. Dry kibble is NOT waht they need. It is understandable that it's easier to feed it to them, and once they get used to it, it turns into an addiction. Can food, or raw food is truly the best. If you feed dry, try not to give them more than 1/4 cup a day.
I'm dying. I just can't take another minute of this weather pattern. Snow, snow, snow, and more snow. Really? I might as well stay outdoors and shovel continuously. AHHHHH!
I'm losing it for sure! Why, oh why, can't I live in Florida? Oh, yeah... No jobs. Why, oh why, am I not wealthy? Didn't get into the lucky sperm club.
Some swimmers get all the cash. I was born into talent instead. Along with devilish good looks, of course. Although, I could have been born into money and been butt ugly. Nothing money can't fix.
See. Had work done? Buff!
Or it could all go horribly wrong. Scary, just scary!
Yep... I'm good.
Or, it could be perfect!
Let's do pet info! When it's too cold outside, our pets don't get enough exercise. Give them things to keep them busy. Nothing like a bit of kitty yoga.
