March 31, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Never To Be Seen Again"

    Venting time! Reality shows. Do you watch? I can't, I just can't. There's nothing real about them, but I do see the commercials. "Ice Cold Gold" has a new one advertising their next episode. Some guy is wandering around in inclement weather actually says this line for the tag:

    "Am I one of those people who will never be found again?"

    Dude, you're walking around with an entire camera crew! Does anyone worry about this guy? WOW!

    Pet info. Did you know there are two types of cats? Ones that like to explore heights, and ones like like to remain grounded. Make sure you know which one you have before accommodating your house with toys and the like.

                                               up high

                                              down low

March 28, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Pretty Colors"

    As an artist, some things just speak to me. I wish I had done something like this when I was younger. It's so pretty!

   

    Pet info. Never worry about nicking your dogs quick again. When you clip their nails, just take off the tip. Do this again 10 days later and eventually you will have a short clip without bleeding.

Crazy kitty... Or not...

March 27, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Along Temptation's Edge"

    Tonight's blog will be all self-serving, shameless promotion.

    My novel, Along Temptation's Edge - AKKADIA can be found on Amazon. Here's a short synopsis:

A sleepy Hamlet on the east end of Long Island… A peaceful playground, but what lies beneath may change human civilization, even human evolution… Forever. 

Danny, a self-centered playboy, has finally fallen in love. Or, is he an unwitting pawn in the young woman’s quest to save her ancient, secret world. How can he be sure of her motives, when even his own memories are suspect? 

Danny, his best friend, Aaron, and Aaron’s girlfriend, Sarah, get caught up in a tangled web of sexual pleasure and deceit, as they try to save another society from impending extinction. 

During Danny's misadventure, many will seek to destroy him. Others will give up their home world to help him. Yet, will they pay the ultimate price? A war is imminent, but how can the human race defend themselves from an unknown enemy? 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I9DYRJU

    If you find it interesting, take a look at the book trailer:

http://animoto.com/play/EU1q1skgoWx4IUOwDAxJqA

    Pet info. Did you know is natural for you dogs AND cats to want to chew? Give them something to satisfy their desire. Bully stick, flossies, moo tubes, antlers, and raw bones!

                                         A special kitty

March 26,2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Show Me the Green"

    As I look out my window each morning, longing for even a tiny tree bud, I'm disappointed over and over again. Will we EVER have Spring? I miss colors.

    I want to feast my eyes on yellows, reds, oranges (not the fruit), and GREEN. Green everywhere! Please.

    Ah! Thank goodness. I feel so much better now. 

    Pet info! I spend quite a bit of time explaining to people that behavior problems with their dogs need to be addressed by a professional. There are many out there, who will give you a complimentary free visit to assess the problem.

                                  Can't forget the cute kitty!

March 25, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "That Time of Year Again"

    I was searching the web for stuff and came across this. A transparent toaster. Whoa! Talk about cool!

    Ya never know what you're gonna find. OK, this next one will only work for a few households, but it just cracked me up!

    Although, I hardly see Dad running to juniors room to shred his discarded papers. Jesus... This next pic is just damn laziness. Just wrap your hand AROUND the can.

    I'm not sure it would be easier. Well, that's all I got!

    Pet info. For anyone in the Northeast, when the weather turns warmer customers complain about finding ticks on their dogs. They're out there already. Some of the culprits:

March 24, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "So Sad"

    So, what does everyone think about the health care thingy? I did my whole workup, completely unable to get to a human when I tried to call the # at the bottom of the page for help. No fun!

    I muddled through. Although, where do we all go from here? To the poor house. Anyway, next I spent time on the phone with Verizon. Oh, how I love to do these things on my day off.

    NOT! Did I get ANYTHING accomplished today? Sure. I edited book 2 and worked on the soundtrack for #EgyptRising.
                                         ***********
    Hold the press! I just found out GOT recast Daario Naharis. KILL ME! I mean how can you do better than this?

                                                You can't.

                                        Man, I'm bummed.

                                     He's gonna be missed.

    Pet info next. If your pets have lost their drive, perhaps they're upset about Daario Naharis too! LOL.

     

March 22, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Skate and Surf"

    A week from tonight, Dune Local will be preforming at the Skate and Surf Contest Festival. Gotta love their music. I wish I could get everyone to go. I'm going!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1413804278863003/

    I can't wait! Tickets need to be purchased ahead of time, so if you're interested, get on that!

                    Here's a link to their music. Check it out!

http://www.reverbnation.com/dunelocal

    Pet info!! Dogs and cats with irritable bowel can lessen their  symptoms by adding a teaspoon of Extra Virgin Coconut Oil. Sounds crazy, but true!

                        Kitty after listening to Dune Local music!

March 21, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Amazing World"

    Tell me you've seen pictures like this:

    I can't believe the photographers precision on timing. I find it beautiful. It's an erupting volcano. WOW!

    And what about this Supercell storm? Some things just amaze the hell outta me.

    If I could only see this with my own eyes in Hawaii. The world creates awe.

    Pet info for the evening. My dog was taught how to howl along with another dog when the 12:00 noon siren sounds. Oh, so much fun! He knows I don't like it, so if I'm around, he will stop if I ask him, but he seems like he's going to explode. If I'm not home, well... All bets are off!

                                      And of course, cat

March 20, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Crazy Animals"

   
I thought this would be funny tonight. I found it on Facebook.
   

    If there is one animal that really loves squeezing into small spaces that just weren't meant for them, then it’s cats. They love it so much that the phrase, “If It Fits, I Sits,” was coined to describe a cat’s love of snuggling into tight spaces.

But our kitty friends aren’t alone when it comes to squeezing into boxes, vases or guitar cases. As this list shows a few other creatures love to do so too.

Paperwork drains energy and makes you sleepy, it’s one of them science facts.

“Even if I don’t fits, I still sits.” – This ashamed looking dog.

“Not so foalish now am I?”

It took some purrseverance, but eventually he got in there.

Is it acoustic, or does it require an amp? I’m confused.

Theron Humphrey

A cat will always try to squeeze into a box…

…no matter the size of the box…

…or the size of the kitty!

When stationed overseas, you take any bed you can get.

Maple syrup isn’t the only sweet thing found in trees.

“Would you put down that camera and get me out of here, please?”

Silly pup, you’re not a dirty sock.

The craziest thing about cats has to be their reluctance to actually sleep in something meant for them, like that expensive cat bed you ordered from Amazon that one time, only for the cat to take one glance at it and then go play in what ever box it came in.

March 19, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Radioactive?"

    So... Something very frightening was posted to my Facebook page today. I have no idea if the source is legitimate, but if it is... Well then WTF?

http://turnerradionetwork.com/news/365-pat

    That's the link to the article. Since it's so close to where I live, it hits home hard. The worst thing is the story doesn't explain anything, because no one knows what's going on, or what caused the spike in radiation. Just scares me, and I don't scare easily. Hopefully it's crap. Anyway...

    Lately, I'm sneaking a bit more wine every night. OH NO! It's a downward spiral for me! I wish my glass was that big. Hey, maybe I'll get one for Christmas!

                                     Ok, those are better!

    Pet info! Cats need more water than they drink. So, by giving them canned food they get the necessary moisture. Or you could feed them raw food. That would be great!

    

March 18, 2014 Insane Wine Infused Ramblings "Love Me Some Loki"

    I'm loving the whole Marvel Universe mash-up. There's nothing like snarky banter between ordinary superheros!

                        I LOVE IRON MAN! Just saying...

   
                                        Ah, but LOKI!

    Can there be a better evil villain? I don't think so. I mean, everyone loves Loki, even though they hate him. I'm ready for another move. How about you?

    Pet info for the evening? Sure, why not? It's that time of year again for fleas and ticks. Pick up a Seresto collar. It works better than the topical spot ons. Lasting 8 months, you can't go wrong.